We can picture a towel as a flying carpet, or as something much smaller:
- Pocket Towel and Nano-Towel - Field Towel or Flying Carpet - Digital Towel or Sub-etha Towel
> Here’s your **Pocket Towel**—never travel the galaxy (or your office) without it.
> Clean your screens with this official **Don’t Panic Cloth**.
> Equip your team with a **Nano-Towel**—because you never know when you’ll need one.
**Bottom line:** If you want to stay close to the Douglas Adams vibe, call it a **Pocket Towel** or a **Don’t Panic Cloth**. Both capture the fun, fandom, and multi-use utility of the original idea — just miniaturized for modern, earthly use.
# References
The Test of Wellness is a multi-purpose verification ritual used throughout moderately advanced societies, particularly in regimes where asking the *real* question is discouraged, and answering it truthfully is unwise.
The TOWEL system is a portable identity protocol designed to support **self-care, safety, and civic dignity** in both public and private spaces.
A towel is the iconic image for Hitchhikers worldwide. Perhaps, maybe we can imagine giving it a new twist?